Well what started as a Center Game (The opening) Turned into a pretty fun dialogue..

Black: Here take a pawn, I have lot's of them. Take a pawn and develop.
White: Ok thank you.
Black: Let me start getting my peices out.
White: Oh yeah? Ok. you do that I will give you time by moving my bishops back and worth.
Black: Here white, take my bishop..
White: Thank you..
Black: I am not sure why you gave me a peice back. But since you did open up the g-file I better get my king all the way to the other side.
White: Sounds like a plan. But I will get your knight.
Black: Well at least I am not on the open g file.
White: Run, Forsest, Run...
Black: GG.

LOL